- Your kids text you from the next room and ask for dinner
- Your roots are down to your ears
- You think Justin Bieber is part of the family that moved in next door six months ago
- Wearing sweat pants is dressed up for you
- The things floating in the fish tank for the last two weeks ARE the fish
- You call your Mac “sweetie”
- Your last girls’ night out was to see the first Sex And The City movie
- You consider spending 4th of July with your customer service rep instead of your in-laws
- You just opened an invitation to a Memorial Day picnic
- The kids in the Vampire movies are tanner than you
Yes this is funny and I hope it put a smile on your face.
However, if you remotely recognize yourself in just one or two of these actions, it would behoove you to read this report RIGHT NOW!